marxvx:

have we ever actually eliminated unemployment at any point in the history of capitalism? no? weird, itโ€™s almost like poverty and unemployment exist to force workers to work for lower and lower wages and to tolerate shitty working conditions lest they end up unemployed and evicted

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the-goddamazon:

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spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, โ€œmy name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.โ€ He said, โ€œokay, so are you funny?โ€ and I said confidently, โ€œyeah, Iโ€™m funny.โ€ And he said, โ€œtell me something funny.โ€ And I blanked. He laughed and said, โ€œyeah, thatโ€™s what I thought.โ€ I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! ย  ย BARACK!!!!!!! ย AKJSLSKLDAJSAJLDKJSDKFL

LMAO!!!

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LMFAOOOOOOO

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, โ€œWow, youโ€™re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if itโ€™s okay for boys to do that. Now Iโ€™ll tell him thereโ€™s a cool guy who does it too!โ€ It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, โ€œHey, Iโ€™m so glad youโ€™re here! I want you to meet someone!โ€ She then brings her son forward, and says, โ€œOkay sweetie, show him what you did!โ€ And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, Iโ€™ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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